Sloane Crosley is a New York Times bestselling author for two of her collection of essays I Was Told There’d Be Cake and How Did You Get This Number. Her first novel, The Clasp, was published in 2015. As an avid Twitter user, @askanyone once tweeted, “Social media is the Internet’s mini-bar. Lots of little shots and you can’t touch anything or the sensors will know you were lurking." Her quick wit and funny observances throughout her life make for great short stories, columns, novels, and tweets.